miscellanous jokes on facebook that might cheer you up!

03.14 a.m :: 

Student-"How do you spell ______" Teacher"Get the dictionary and look it up." Student- "B*tch if i cant spell it how the hell can i find it in the dictionary."

Girls fall in love
with what they hear.
Boys fall in love
with what they see.
That's why girls
wear make up
and boys lie
- Wiz Khalifa ♥

 Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)" Girl: "OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?"

Child: Dad, I'm hungry!
Dad: Oh hello Hungry nice to meet you!
Child: Dad, I'm serious.
Dad: I thought you were Hungry!
Child: Are you kidding me?!
Dad: No, I'm Dad!

 my dad told me abt dis incident wen he was in med skool..........
It was d first year anat soft parts specimens viva for d finals......dere was dis foreigner kid from turkey.....d anat prof picked up d uterus n asked him to identify d organ......he saw d baffled confused look on d students face n decided to give him a hint
ANAT PROF: k ill give you a clue.....every girl in the class has this...but you n i dont.
STUDENT REPLIES: brain
and the anat professor delivers a loud noisy slap to his own forehead in misbelief n screams next plzz!!

Anat Examiner: Pick up a bone..
My friend picks the skull..
Ex: Good.. Now tell me what this is?
Friend: Foramen Magnum
Ex: Good now tell me the structures passing through it..
Fr: Esophagus..

Examiner: Tell me something about Digitalis..
My Friend: It is the inflammation of the digits..

  

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